Smells Like… Old
The baby on the cover of Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit album turned 16 this summer. His name is Spencer Elden.

Man, I hope he keeps taking a picture like this every ten years. It could be like the kid’s own personal 7-Up series. Of course, he’d be allowed to take other pictures in between the ten-year shots (like the one he took this year, below), but those would certainly not be part of the sub-surface canon.

I wonder how often he pulls out the “naked kid in the pool” story? I fall back on some of the odder factoids from my backstory when conversations dull; this kid could totally trump me every time.
August 7th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
“Please don’t threaten people’s lives.”
Never were truer words said…I mean, written…typed?
Before he knows it, naked baby will be naked old man.
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