The Cheers Theme
One of the original versions of the Cheers theme song started with the following lyrics:
Singing the blues when the Red Sox lose
It’s a crisis in your life
On the run ‘cause all your girlfriends
Want to be your wife
And the laundry ticket’s in the wash
Also check out the full version of the theme song which includes a few wacky verses and an out of place saxaphone solo.
Via Cynical-C.