Mark DeRosa’s Pitiful Month
I stumbled across this blurb about Chicago Cubs player Mark DeRosa’s recent woes and was amused by how pitiful he sounds:
MLB.com reports Cubs 2B Mark DeRosa was scratched from Wednesday’s spring game because of sinusitis. It is not the first ailment DeRosa has dealt with this spring. “First, I have heart surgery,” said DeRosa, who underwent a procedure in Chicago to correct an irregular heartbeat. “Then, I get the flu. Now I have sinusitis.” And his problems haven’t stopped there. “A rock hit my wife’s windshield, busted,” he said. “We’re packing yesterday, and she spills a bottle of water on my computer. Fried. I’m hitting .190. I need to leave this city.”
Jeez, the Cubs should take away his shoelaces and his belt.