Crazy Neighbor Madlibs

Anyone who can figure out what letters would make sense in place of those dashes wins a shiny nickel.

7 Responses:

1. nach Says:
   June 15th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

   i can think of 3 words that might work:
   schools: maybe he got the wording slightly out of place and wanted to remind you to pick your dog up after school.
   spheres: um…. i think you can figure it out.
   schtick: maybe your dog is talented?

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2. nach Says:
   June 15th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

   oh and another:
   schmuck. i think that’s the one.

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3. DoorFrame Says:
   June 15th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

   I like schtick. My dog’s got a lot of pie-in-the-face schtick, which I totally should pick up after.

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4. Lorelei Says:
   June 15th, 2008 at 9:21 pm

   I dunno if I would call it crazy to object to people not picking up their dog poop. It is both required by law and the polite thing to do. That said, I’d have phrased it better.

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5. DoorFrame Says:
   June 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

   While I agree with the sentiment, I don’t think having the dog poo around is really any worse than having a vulgar, poorly written sign berating passers-by. At least the dog stuff I rarely notice, whereas the sign was a glaring signpost of rude, directionless swearing that couldn’t be missed.

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6. Walrus or Eggman? Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

   Shizer….it’s a German shepherd

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7. Walrus or Eggman? Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

   Oops, missed the dash between the s and h…. maybe it’s a neo-Nazi dog and German is it’s second language, so misspellings are allowed. We should ask Lindsey Graham. He’s full of shizer and seems to love Nazis.

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