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The Three Seashells

Sylvester Stallone explains the three seashells from Demolition Man:

OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry.

Now you know.

I-Mockery draws up a handy explanatory graphic (featured to the right) to make this clearer than it needs to be.  Click to enlarge a disturbing vision of our future. (Mildly NSFW).



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5 Responses:

  1. Mother Says:

    Like I can remember a movie from 1993.

    Personally, I like this explanation of what happens when you go to the bathroom in space:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk_imElyCrM

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  2. Lorelei Says:

    Verbal mockery statute?

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  3. melinda Says:

    OMG YES! Thank You! I always wanted to know!!! :)

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  4. jbg. Says:

    that’s a great explanation about space poo. but it leaves me with 1 big question and 1 big ewwey.

    the big ewwey is: “the atmosphere?! great! thanks. now i can NEVER GO OUTSIDE EVER AGAIN.”

    the big question had to do with the liquids and solids being separated and i’ll leave it at that.

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  5. fred Says:

    you guys are so grosse you make me want to use the restroom

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