Kimberly is the happiest real estate agent in America. Via Reddit.

“The FDA has approved Latisse, the first drug to promote eyelash growth.” Phew. Via Lore Sjoberg.

Festivus has gotten too commercial.

All I want for Christmas is a watch made from the Titanic that doesn’t tell time:

World First – An exceptional timepiece that does not indicate the time!
With no display for the hours, minutes or seconds the Day&Night offers a new way of measuring time, splitting the universe of time into two fundamentally opposing sections: day versus night.
A new interpretation of Time based around two Tourbillons operating sequentially. The Day Tourbillon operates during the day, defining the wearer’s period of activity, and stops after twelve hours, handing over to the Night Tourbillon dedicated to man’s own private sphere.
An avant-garde approach, that is different and even disturbing.
Surely the ultimate luxury would be to take one’s time?

Nice.

The NYTimes is pretty down on It’s a Wonderful Life:

“It’s a Wonderful Life” is a terrifying, asphyxiating story about growing up and relinquishing your dreams, of seeing your father driven to the grave before his time, of living among bitter, small-minded people. It is a story of being trapped, of compromising, of watching others move ahead and away, of becoming so filled with rage that you verbally abuse your children, their teacher and your oppressively perfect wife. It is also a nightmare account of an endless home renovation.

The inventor of the blink tag, Lou Montulli, has said repeatedly in interviews that he considers the blink tag to be “The worst thing I’ve ever done for the Internet.“

I want to buy these and cover my walls with them.

The Beatles weren’t bigger than Jesus, they were TALLER than Jesus. Via my mom.

I don’t know what organizational scheme mandates that sports and horror be placed side by side, but I think I like it:

Ah Spencer Elden, will I never get tired of seeing new pictures of you in the pool? I found it interesting last year, and I still find it interesting today (newest image from CNN):

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I’m a little bit sad that these new pictures aren’t naked, but I’ll take what I can get. Let’s keep this sort of thing going.