One post per day, starting May 18, 2010. The first post will be “1″, the second “2″, and so forth. Each post will consist entirely of an image pulled from the Google Image Search for that number. So, for the first post, I will pull an image from the Google Images Search for 1.

Mediterranean Avenue – $50 – Odds 1 in 1,057,000
Short Line Railroad – $500 – Odds 1 in 21,956,000
Vermont Avenue – $1,000 – Odds 1 in 64,603,000
Virginia Avenue – $2,000 – Odds 1 in 34,165,000
Tennessee Avenue – $5,000 – Odds 1 in 256,235,000
Kentucky Avenue – $10,000 – Odds 1 in 427,058,000
Ventnor Avenue – $25,000 – Odds 1 in 320,293,000
Pennsylvania Avenue – $50,000 – Odds 1 in 640,586,000
Boardwalk – $1,000,000 – Odds 1 in 542,034,000

As always, except for Boardwalk, the rare property is always the last one alphabetically.

This is a RumorsDaily tradition.

I don’t get it.

• He’s dying of cancer.
• “That ‘a bare-chested Bernie has been killing time at the prison participating in Native American religious purification ceremonies.’ The ceremonies involve ‘praying, using heated rocks to induce sweat and smoking from a ceremonial pipe.’”
• “Madoff is hanging out with a ‘homosexual posse,’ although the relationships are reportedly purely platonic, say sources.”
• “Various ‘gangs’ at the prison are trying to recruit Bernie to their crews. They’re regularly cooking sandwich wraps for him back at their cells.”
• “Madoff was quickly assigned a job in the prison’s engraving section when he first arrived, but last month he was transferred to a job painting fences.”

Also, how many fences could there really be to paint in prison? It’s not like we’re in Tom Sawyer land.

Eh?

I find this disappointing.