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		<title>Microsoft Word 2007 Split Screen</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2008/07/24/microsoft-word-2007-split-screen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Microsoft (makers of Microsoft Word 2007), nobody ever wants their documents displayed like this:

The best part is that the pages are numbered consecutively in the following order: upper left, upper right, lower left, lower right.
Now, this difficult-to-read format is bad, but it wouldn&#8217;t be nearly half as bad if I could simply opt out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Microsoft (makers of Microsoft Word 2007), nobody ever wants their documents displayed like this:</p>
<p><CENTER><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/word.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6429" title="word" src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/word-550x343.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="343" /></a></CENTER></p>
<p>The best part is that the pages are numbered consecutively in the following order: upper left, upper right, lower left, lower right.</p>
<p>Now, this difficult-to-read format is bad, but it wouldn&#8217;t be nearly half as bad if I could simply opt out of it.  Word 2007 displays a document in two columns if you change the zoom from a position where only one column could fit, to a position where two columns could fit, regardless of whether you recently set the display option for single or dual column.   The setting is ignored as soon as you start to zoom.</p>
<p>This is an infuriating quirk.  Here&#8217;s a quick video demonstrating the problem:<br />
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<div><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="420" height="336" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x68l2w&amp;related=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="336" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x68l2w&amp;related=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></div>
<p></CENTER><br />
<P>And JW below was right, this is whiny.  In the video I even have an exacerbated sigh!</p>
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		<title>Mint.com&#8217;s Email Unsubscribe Page Legibility Problems</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2008/05/08/mintcoms-email-unsubscribe-page-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2008/05/08/mintcoms-email-unsubscribe-page-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 13:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I signed up for Mint.com hoping that I could use it as a free, online replacement for Quicken.  It turns out that Mint.com doesn&#8217;t allow you to enter cash transactions (for no clear reason) so my hopes were quickly thwarted.  I still get emails from them sometimes, though, so I went to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I signed up for <a href="http://www.mint.com">Mint.com</a> hoping that I could use it as a free, online replacement for Quicken.  It turns out that Mint.com doesn&#8217;t allow you to enter cash transactions (for no clear reason) so my hopes were quickly thwarted.  I still get emails from them sometimes, though, so I went to the unsubscribe page, linked from the emails, to try to opt out.  Here&#8217;s the page:</p>
<p><CENTER><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6038" title="mintemailpreferences1" src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences1-550x407.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="407" /></a></CENTER></p>
<p>Ignoring the fact that I can&#8217;t uncheck the final checkbox, take a look at the <em>totally</em> legible submit button (or is it a clear button?):</p>
<p><CENTER><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6039" title="mintemailpreferences2" src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences2.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="39" /></CENTER></p>
<p>It gets no clearer when you mouse-over it:</p>
<p><CENTER><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6039" title="mintemailpreferences3" src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences3.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="39" /></CENTER></p>
<p>Oh, and it&#8217;s not just Firefox, here&#8217;s the site in Internet Explorer:</p>
<p><CENTER><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6038" title="mintemailpreferences4" src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences4-550x407.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="407" /></a></CENTER></p>
<p>Same legibility problem:</p>
<p><CENTER><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6039" title="mintemailpreferences5" src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences5.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="39" /></CENTER></p>
<p>Same mouse-over problem:</p>
<p><CENTER><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6039" title="mintemailpreferences6" src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/mintemailpreferences6.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="39" /></CENTER></p>
<p>It&#8217;s almost as if they don&#8217;t want you to be able to unsubscribe.  Go figure. Boo Mint.com, I hate you.</p>
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		<title>Sorry Brian</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2008/04/04/sorry-brian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry Brian, totally my fault.  I&#8217;ll kick in a few bucks if you need help paying the rent.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.philly.com/inquirer/breaking/business_breaking/20080402_Comcast_CEOs_pay_falls__to__20_8M.html">Sorry Brian, totally my fault</a>.  I&#8217;ll kick in a few bucks if you need help paying the rent.</p>
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		<title>Consumer Reports</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2008/02/27/consumer-reports/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m soon to be in the market for a new car and was interested in signing up for Consumer Reports in order to do a little research.  When I attempted to sign up online I was unimpressed by their ironically un-consumer-friendly online subscription models &#8212; they&#8217;re all auto-renew:

Mandatory auto renew is a crock and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="left">I&#8217;m soon to be in the market for a new car and was interested in signing up for Consumer Reports in order to do a little research.  When I attempted to sign up online I was unimpressed by their ironically un-consumer-friendly online subscription models &#8212; <a href="https://ec.consumerreports.org/ec/cro/order.htm">they&#8217;re all auto-renew</a>:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/consumerreportsautorenew.jpg" alt="consumerreportsautorenew.jpg" /></p>
<p>Mandatory auto renew is a crock and certainly does not aid me as a consumer, it just gives me a chance to forget that I&#8217;ve signed up for a product that I definitely only want for one time period.   I just find it ironic that Consumer Reports would take such an anti-consumer friendly position considering their general pro-consumer stance.  This is a slimy, pro-business anti-consumer move and they should be shamed for it.<br />
<font color="#888888"><br />
</font>I guess I&#8217;ll just get the car issue off the newsstand, <a href="http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?sofocus=bs&amp;sbrftog=1&amp;dfsp=1&amp;catref=C6&amp;from=R10&amp;_trksid=m37&amp;satitle=%22consumer+reports%22+car+2008&amp;sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&amp;sargn=-1%26saslc%3D2&amp;sadis=200&amp;fpos=20002&amp;sabfmts=1&amp;saobfmts=insif&amp;ftrt=1&amp;ftrv=1&amp;saprclo=&amp;saprchi=&amp;fsop=1%26fsoo%3D1">ebay</a>, or preferably from my local library.</p>
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		<title>Virgin America Safety Information</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/11/20/virgin-america-safety-information/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently flew Virgin America between DC and Los Angeles and was very, very pleased with the service.  In addition to all the well-touted and well-reviewed features, they paid a lot of attention to smaller details that can make a trip more enjoyable.  The most impressive of these smaller details was the amount [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently flew <a href="http://www.virginamerica.com/">Virgin America</a> between DC and Los Angeles and was very, very pleased with the service.  In addition to all <a href="http://www.virginamerica.com/va/vaDifference.do">the well-touted</a> and <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/08/getting-high-with-ri.html">well-reviewed features</a>, they paid a lot of attention to smaller details that can make a trip more enjoyable.  The most impressive of these smaller details was the amount of care devoted to the safety placards and the safety video.</p>
<p>First the video.  Tell me if you&#8217;ve ever watched a safety video as enjoyable (and non-condescending) as this one:</p>
<p><center><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eyygn8HFTCo&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eyygn8HFTCo&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999&amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="385" width="425"></embed></object></center></p>
<p align="left">Now the safety placards.  They, like the video, communicate the same safety information you&#8217;ve seen a thousand times, but Virgin America has gone through the trouble of updating the imagery so it doesn&#8217;t look like the hypothetical disaster is affecting passengers in some strange 1970s universe.</p>
<p align="left">Here&#8217;s the entire Virgin America safety card:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/virginamericasafetycard1.jpg" title="Virgin America Safety Card Placard"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/virginamericasafetycard1small.jpg" alt="Virgin America Safety Card Placard" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/virginamericasafetycard2.jpg" title="Virgin America Safety Card Placard"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/virginamericasafetycard2small.jpg" alt="Virgin America Safety Card Placard" /></a><br />
<small><em>Click to big-ify</em></small></p>
<p align="left">   Check out the attire on the passengers. And the facial hair.  I&#8217;ve pinpointed a few examples of what I&#8217;m talking about:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/sideburns1.jpg" title="sideburns1.jpg"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/sideburns1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="sideburns1.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/coolshirt1.jpg" title="coolshirt1.jpg"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/coolshirt1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="coolshirt1.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/baseballcap1.jpg" title="baseballcap1.jpg"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/baseballcap1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="baseballcap1.jpg" /></a><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bootcutpants1.jpg" title="bootcutpants1.jpg"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bootcutpants1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="bootcutpants1.jpg" /></a><small><em><br />
Click to big-ify</em></small></p>
<p>Attention to minor details isn&#8217;t going to convert a bad customer interaction to a good one, but it indicates that someone, somewhere is actually thinking about the customer and trying to make every aspect of his/her experience a better one.  That bodes well for everything else. Good job!</p>
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		<title>Best Buy&#8217;s Worst Buy?</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/10/22/best-buys-worst-buy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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Click image to wide-ify.
This picture is from a Best Buy in Virginia near Charlottesville.  The price of a new 3 foot component video cable was $7.99, the price of the &#8220;open item&#8221; version of the same 3 foot component video cable was $9.99.
What a bargain!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bestbuyopenitem.jpg" title="Best Buy Worst Buy Open Item"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bestbuyopenitem500.jpg" alt="Best Buy Worst Buy Open Item" /></a><br />
<small><em>Click image to wide-ify.</em></small></p>
<p>This picture is from a Best Buy in Virginia near Charlottesville.  The price of a new 3 foot component video cable was $7.99, the price of the &#8220;open item&#8221; version of the same 3 foot component video cable was $9.99.</p>
<p>What a bargain!</p>
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		<title>Del Monte &#8220;Quality&#8221; Celery Caterpillar</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/10/18/del-monte-quality-celery-caterpillar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Del Monte,
On Tuesday, October 16th I purchased a package of Del Monte Quality brand celery from my local Safeway that contained two celery hearts and one caterpillar.  Obviously I only intended to purchase the celery hearts, so the caterpillar could be seen as something of a bonus.  A very, very disgusting bonus.

Just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear <a href="http://www.delmonte.com/company/default.aspx">Del Monte</a>,</p>
<p>On Tuesday, October 16th I purchased a package of <a href="http://www.delmonte.com/Home.asp">Del Monte Quality</a> brand celery from my local <a href="http://shop.safeway.com/superstore/default.asp?brandid=1&amp;page=corphome">Safeway</a> that contained two celery hearts and one caterpillar.  Obviously I only intended to purchase the celery hearts, so the caterpillar could be seen as something of a bonus.  A very, very disgusting bonus.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/photography/misc/del-monte-celery-pest/?pid=3964#picture_nav"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/gallery/uploads/Celery/normal_DSC06850.JPG" alt="Del Monte Quality Celery Caterpillar" align="middle" height="375" width="500" /></a></p>
<p align="left">Just today, when I opened the package, I was halfway through preparing a large, tasty salad for myself when I discovered the caterpillar.   He seemed quite friendly, though disturbingly slimy and gross.  While I might not mind having him as a friend, I certainly don&#8217;t want to find him crawling out of my lunch.</p>
<p align="left"> Here are some nice closeups of our friend the caterpillar:</p>
<p align="center"> <a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/photography/misc/del-monte-celery-pest/?pid=3967#picture_nav"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/gallery/uploads/Celery/normal_DSC06870.JPG" alt="Del Monte Quality Celery Caterpillar" /></a></p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/photography/misc/del-monte-celery-pest/?pid=3963#picture_nav"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/gallery/uploads/Celery/normal_DSC06855.JPG" alt="Del Monte Quality Celery Caterpillar" height="375" width="500" /></a></p>
<p align="left">And here the caterpillar is in its natural environment, surrounded by half eaten celery stalks and the Del Monte Quality celery packaging.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://http://www.rumorsdaily.com/photography/misc/del-monte-celery-pest/?pid=3966#picture_nav"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/gallery/uploads/Celery/normal_DSC06862.JPG" alt="Del Monte Quality Celery Caterpillar" /></a></p>
<p align="left">Before I threw away the celery, and shoved my friend the caterpillar into the garbage disposal, I took one last picture demonstrating my current opinion of Del Monte &#8220;Quality&#8221; products:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/photography/misc/del-monte-celery-pest/?pid=3965#picture_nav"><img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/gallery/uploads/Celery/normal_DSC06857.JPG" alt="Del Monte Quality Celery Caterpillar" /></a></p>
<p align="left">While I acknowledge there may be a limit to how much caterpillar prevention you as a corporation can undertake, if this represents your best I would ask that you hire a series of scientists to invent some sort of an x-ray caterpillar scanner because this sort of thing really, really puts me off eating produce&#8230; especially yours.</p>
<p align="left">Thank you.</p>
<p><em>PS. To see larger versions of these images, click on them and then, once that page loads, click on them again.  </em></p>
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		<title>Doris&#8217;s Treacherous Crack</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/10/18/doriss-treacherous-crack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During my recent trip to London I attempted to visit the Tate Modern but was rebuffed by a confusing security guard who wouldn&#8217;t let us go up the elevator and wouldn&#8217;t explain why not.
At the time they were constructing a new centerpiece installation which turns out to have been Shibboleth (or, Doris&#8217;s Crack, after its [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>During my <a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/06/09/its-travel-time/">recent trip to London</a> I attempted to visit the Tate Modern but was rebuffed by a confusing security guard who wouldn&#8217;t let us go up the elevator and wouldn&#8217;t explain why not.</p>
<p>At the time they were constructing a new centerpiece installation which turns out to have been Shibboleth (or, Doris&#8217;s Crack, after its creator Doris Salcedo).</p>
<p align="center"> <img src="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/tatecrackg_468x308.jpg" /></p>
<p align="left">The 550 foot long, 10 inch wide crack runs most of the length of the ground floor of the museum and symbolizes&#8230; you know&#8230; immigration or something.  Anyway, people have been toppling into the thing, including at least one woman who believed it was <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=486800&amp;in_page_id=1766&amp;ito=1490">painted on</a>.  Whoops!  She must have been thinking of <a href="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/974/">these</a>.</p>
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		<title>Ebay Is My Kwik-E-Mart</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/10/03/ebay-is-my-kwik-e-mart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DoorFrame</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After my annoyingly fruitless efforts to actually buy Buzz Cola and Krusty O&#8217;s from the Kwik-E-Marts (nee 7-11s) this summer, I&#8217;ve decided that I will not be denied my Simpsons-branded treats.   Today I ordered a baker&#8217;s 6-pack of Buzz Cola and a box of Krusty O&#8217;s from Ebay.   This may have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After <a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/07/08/simpsons-7-elevens-still-packed-sold-out/">my annoyingly fruitless efforts</a> to actually buy Buzz Cola and Krusty O&#8217;s from the Kwik-E-Marts (nee 7-11s) this summer, I&#8217;ve decided that I will not be denied my Simpsons-branded treats.   Today I ordered a baker&#8217;s 6-pack of <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=110174332742">Buzz Cola</a> and a box of <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=130157028743">Krusty O&#8217;s</a> from Ebay.   This may have been a questionable use of $25.</p>
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		<title>Please Retain For Your Records</title>
		<link>http://www.rumorsdaily.com/2007/10/01/please-retain-for-your-records/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Why?
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<p>Why?</p>
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