03/29/2008
Ideas That Came To Someone In The Shower
- Traveling cross country, correcting typos on public signage.
- Turn on, tune in, drop out.
- Ben Folds’s brilliant piece.
- A play mocking the day in history that the world forgot what aesthetics were.
- An airplane throwing contest.
- To create a competing product to Coke that would satisfy the needs of Arab speakers in Europe and elsewhere for soft drinks.
- A nerd auction.
- An episode of Babylon 5.
- A college’s “American Idol” ripoff.
- Selling two spools of thread for one penny.
- All of Einstein’s good ideas.
- The name of an aquarium store.
- Watermarking data files in lieu of using digital rights management.
- Using municipal water systems to deliver bursts of laser light.
- One of two potential titles for the seventh Harry Potter book.
- Ellen’s Academy Awards monologue.
